you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

(Source: teenagesophiebennett, via imaducky)
catsandcunts:
comealongpie:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
this disturbed a lot more than it should
i bet animals play a major role in that
(via imaducky)
June is coming near and just a few days away. Hello school again, HELLO COLLEGE LIFE. Mixed emotions. Lol. Excited kasi new chapter na naman sa buhay ko, new experience, new adventures and a bit scared because of the ghost rumors in my dorm (Men’s Residence Hall. Lol I know the name is weird but that’s just how it goes. Female freshies live there) at nervous sa mga magiging kaibigan ko. I hope makahanap naman and they’ll accept me. People with fandoms my interests would be nice. Although I’m an outgoing person but still, you can’t say. Shempre may hiya padin naman ako. =))
June 1 is the day to move my things at the dorm and mag-check in na. Get the keys, explore the dorm etc. Pero di muna ko magsstay dun. Baka mabulok ako ng 1 week dun. HAHA guess i’ll start living/staying there starting on June 8. May campus tour kasi kinabukasan. I’m also wondering why the campus tour is held on a Sunday. Huhuhu I have Sunday service at the church at sa tingin ko di ako makakapunta. But I really need to attend that tour, especially that i’m a freshman and I ain’t familiar with the place yet. My school is that big that you need to ride jeepneys to get to the next building/class. Or not. That is if your room is located far from your current class. I think walking would be nice. Exercise and learning at the same time. hahayeah.
I wonder what will happen to me there. Lol After the campus tour, the next day is the start of classes. What am i going to do with the next 27 hours after the tour. My class the next day is not until 4 pm. aksdakjdsh huhuhu i need friends. Help meeee.
So yeah, i already have my school supplies and they’re surprisingly few. A binder notebook, yellow pads and a ballpen would work. lol And my gadgets ofc, pocket money and other things needed. At the last week of May i’ll start packing my things. Haha i feel like im going to abroad.
whatevs-bobevs:
sixhundrethfloor:
themasterslover:
ladyroscoe:
the-rise-of-misha:
We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr
*Whistles for hellhounds*
*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*
*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*
GODDAMMIT MRS. O’LEARY, YOU BROUGHT MOON MOON ALONG DIDN’T YOU
(via catastrophelarry)
abandoned-us:
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
I signed three times with different emails, guys every signature counts!
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girlwhoatethecookie said: TAG, you're it. The rules are to state ten random facts about your self. Then send this to the ten nicest people on tumblr. :)
1. I love french fries
2. I like rainy days
3. I’m a person shy at first but get to know me and i’ll be wild (or vice versa) lol weird
4. I like socializing, but I’m too shy. Im afraid they might judge me.
5. I love food. (who doesn’t)
6. I’m short tempered when it comes to my boyfriend but I love him
7. I study the bible
8. I live in Storybrooke
9. At night when i take off my bra i just sort of throw it away and be gone (but not to the trash bin)
10. I have no interest in basketball
Thank you for visiting my ask! :)
In cartoons

In reality

Lol. I mean I always see them as cute in cartoons. I once loved them. Why can’t they just portray the reality in it. asdgjhagsdhgasd Childhood ruined.